Minutes from 12/08/08
Dear Program Board,
Tonight is Mallory’s big blow out: Paper Rad, Extreme Animals and some other appropriately named hipster bands. Run, don’t walk (to the L). You won’t want to miss this.
In the mean time I trust you have all voted for either James Hodges or Jon Gottlieb for the secretarial post in the spring semester. Know my leaving will probably hurt you more than it does me. But I hope you will stand on that small slice of human dignity you’ve retained and weather the storm by embracing your situation (and each other).
Happy Holidays. And lo what a pride-shattering experience they will surely be!
Willa