Minutes from 10/20/08
There is trouble in paradise. The “thrill” is gone, the honeymoon is over. Kyle’s not as cute you initially thought he was and 7 o’clock is poor timing for a meeting. With that in mind I dedicate this meeting to all you feckless thugs who were unable to muster the gravitas to attend. Particularly Mike Sheffield who is what my mother would call a “pain in the ass.”
With that I will disseminate a painfully abbreviated minutes:
- This coming Thursday New Music’s official CMJ showcase featuring Totally Michael, Best Friends, and High Places. I won’t be in attendance, as I will be celebrating my 123rd birthday at a bar with a mechanical bull. You, however, should go.
- Students for the Collaborative Arts proposed a co-sponsorship to ensure they have the funding to produce “Pop!”
- Kristen Barry’s ball pit persists. It is like a mile wide. In fact, I get a little crazy when I think about it.
- -Pre-release is doing a screening of “Role Models.” I am uncertain of the date.
- Brenda said something about a leaf blower? (canon?) at her next show in November. Would it be overkill to say that I’m “Blown away” by the prospect of leaves flying in all directions, forever lodging themselves in inaccessible spots? Yes it would be. I need help. I’m withering on the vine here.
- At first I thought I was providing a service with these helpful emails. You know, my contribution to the chaos theory: trying to bring it out of the lab and to the people. Now I can recognize that these midterms have sent me round the bend. So the next time you see me I may very well be running as fast as I can, screaming at the top of my lungs on the evening news. I will not stop until I reach the Mexican or Canadian border.
Amen.
Willa T.