Minutes from 09/29/08
Dear Program Board,
Before you delete this revisionist account of our recent general meeting, I’d like to make it clear that this is the first time I’ve asked PB for a bailout. Like many of our nations institutions I am just too big to fail. I cannot describe the squalor which might occur if PB does not sign over 2 million to me right now. Actually, I can. GLOBAL FINANCIAL MELTDOWN. Now is no the time to shirk your duties. Each of us has a job to do. The Mets have to go back to good, hard, solid, fundamental baseball and focus on doing the little things right. (That means not trying to steal third with two men out!) I think we both agree that, to dodge this one, your job is to dig into your pockets and retrieve the paltry sum of 2 mil for my future investments.
- Alex and Mary need a bailout too to fund their Internet porn habit and the imperial cult worship of Hunter S. Thompson this coming Tuesday.
- KGB is taking the chaos theory out of the lab with her ball pit extravaganza Nov 6.
- Oh shit. Here’s where I lost the other page where I wrote minutes. Hope you didn’t say anything important. If you did in fact have relevant information, feel free to contact me and I will disseminate it at my leisure.
That is all. There are no rabbits left in my hat.
You are welcome,
Willa