Minutes from 09/15/08
Do you know the difference between me and a Hockey Mom who forgot her lipstick?
A dog collar.
Do you know the difference between me and a dog collar smeared with lipstick?
Not a damned thing.
With that said, I know the minutes are years late but it isn't like you were actually going to read them so keep your pants on.
- A resounding "yes!" to ditching the list serve as means of affixing ones name to event sign up and causing our mail box to runneth over
- Birnie has budgets for committee chairs should they be so inclined to ask
- Brenda is bringing Yeasayer to NYU and some other bands. I don't remember. I wasn't paying attention. You figure it out and give me a call. Seriously, give me a call
- Jamie has a lecture coming up with Reggie Watts on Nov. 11th
- Charlie had a meeting on Wednesday which was announced to still reading this self indulgent piece of trash I guess that information is no longer relevant. unless, of course, his meetings are recurring at 4:30 on Wednesdays. More on that later...
- Mary and Alex.Your incisive wit continues to draw blood from the flanks of modern society.I hate you damn attractive people.
- Sophia was peddling a Nick and Norah event. But if my mind serves me correctly it fell through due to the companies ineptitude.
- With litebrite, ball pit and glow in the dark piñata in tow(Nov. 6)-you are a beacon of hope in an uncivilized world
- Screenings of Kung Fu Panda and Wanted with Raisa on the 29th in rm 904 (?)-all free, all the time
- Maxwell! Food! Membership!
Here's where our time comes to an end as I'm no longer coherent. I'd like to take this time to reiterate that if you are in anyway troubled by what you've read here today you can keep it to yourself or I might be compelled to travel to your apartment, dig you a shallow grave, wrap you in carpet and never discuss it again.
Amen, etc.
Willa